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Happy Diwali Jokes in English

1) Happy Diwali Jokes in English

Santa: How does a married man
Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad…??
Santa: No. By sending his wife
To her parents’ place..!!  :P

Happy Diwali 2016

2) Funny Diwali Sms in English for Friends

Reva to Neel: what is Bruce Lee’s
Favorite festival?
Neel didnt know
Reva: “Diwa Lee”
Reva: What does Bruce Lee have
Outside his home during Diwali ?
Again Neel silent.
Reva: “Rango Lee” :P

3) Funny Diwali Status for Whatsapp and Facebook

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

Wish You Happy Diwali

4) Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi | Diwali Funny Sms

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Happy Deepavali 2016

5) Funny Diwali Quotes in English | Diwali Funny Jokes

Husband drunk, and came to home
Wife at door: how dare you..??
You promised me that you did not drink
Without any Occasion, then why you drunk today?

Funny husband: Darling,
The festival of crackers diwali is coming..!!!

Wife: so what ? What’s new in that…

Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear :P

Happy Diwali Jokes in English

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